More personal thoughts.

[sailorzeo]

Orgasms are unfair.  Think about it.  Men have a lever.  All they need to do is pull it and they get a prize. 
Women, on the other hand, have a magic button.  Let me illustrate.  When I was in the younger elementary grades, a sixth-grader (I'm pretty sure) told us that there was a "magic button" on the water fountains that turned the water into soda pop.  For the rest of the year, every kid in my class was trying to find this "magic button." 
Well, I'm trying to turn water into soda pop, but I can't seem to find the damn magic button.