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Matt's making crepes again this morning. And bacon. Mmm, bacon.

Well, crap!

We went to Guardian Angel Thrift Store today; I got two pairs of jeans off the plus-size rack, size 18. Didn't think to try them on...

Got home, and I just looked at them. Someone put them on the wrong rack. They're not 18 womens. They're 18 BOYS.

Anyone need two pairs of size 18 boys' jeans?

No refunds or exchanges.

Crap.

About 14 months too late...

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Get married in a bar. Get your resolution here

Strangely enough, I WAS married in a tavern....